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Joke of the Day
"Now matter how sad I get, the length of your skirt reassures me that everything will be OK."
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"Did you hear about the cow who couldn't give milk? She was an udder disappointment."
"The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the hear the word FACIAL"
"The economy is so bad I went to buy a toaster and they gave me a bank."
"So a man walks into a... All you just got to do is finish it."
"I never did think of myself as beautiful, terribly attractive, yes, but not beautiful."
"[BDSM] The other day I came home and found a man tied up on my bed that didn't look like my boyfriend. Whoops, wrong sub."
"*touches a turtel* *dies* *touches a plant* *dies* wow mario are u allergic to evreything or wat"
"Help please I don't get this?// https://www.imageshack.us/i/pmqPA0DIj"
"[sees kid crying in the mall] ""What's wrong?"" ""I'm lost."" ""You're in the mall you little idiot."""