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Joke of the Day
"What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband? I'm sorry but I love another Juan."
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"Guys how can you tell if a girl is attracted to you? She touches her ears with her ankles"
"Phone Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond! Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!"
"What do you call an inexperienced Egyptian God? Anoobis"
"What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
"There's a new perfume being marketed to the super rich that contains a singular ingredient... ...it's called One Pure Scent."
"How do you kill a German? Put them in front of a red light in the middle of the desert."
"Just watching that movie where Julia Roberts has a lot of teeth."
"A sad dad joke A woman is at her father's deathbed. She hasn't seen him in years and now they only have a few moments left. ""Dad, I'm sorry,"" she whispers. ""Goodbye, Sorry,"" he says, ""*I'm dead*."""
"It's absurd how none of the chicks at this park are recognizing my swag *puts flip phone back in my fanny pack. Rollerblades away*"