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Joke of the Day

"As a kid I thought a lot about growing up, getting a job and having kids, but not this job and certainly not these kids."

"Once all serial killers decided to compete for the most kills It was a cut throat competition"

"Hear about the time Mohammed's wife called him a pedophile? Mohammed responded ""Pedophile is a pretty big word for a 9 year old!"""

"I give it two weeks before Jay Leno starts tweeting from the new @ConanOBrienTwitter account."

"What is better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ!"

"Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli? I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli."

"A German is at the border to go to Poland. The officer asks him: Name? Hans Gruber. Address? 123 SpiegelStrasse, Berlin Occupation? Nein, just visiting."

"why did the boy drop his ice cream he was hit by a bus"

"Hey guys is your refrigerator running? Because I don't like any of the current presidential candidates"

"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Damn."