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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? (From u/cherryslurpee) I won't pay 100 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

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"Meth addicts must pay for drugs with all the money they get from the tooth fairy"
"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment... When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute."
"Why was the Nun admitted to rehab.... Because she had a habit! I'll just show myself out"
"A r/news mod walks into a bar [Removed]"
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."
"How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!"
"How I get my dick to be 12 inches? I cut it in half"
"Daughter announced there will be rain for Thanksgiving. We usually have turkey but with her cooking skills rain will taste better."
"Looking into buying a Saturn Ion sedan.. All the reviews I have read have been positive or negative."
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