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Joke of the Day
"Of course this milk is fresh, I just saw it breakdancing in the back of the refrigerator."
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"A couple was married on top of Mt Everest in 2005 Their marriage really went downhill after that"
"I asked my wife for an audio book and she got me an encyclopaedia. That speaks volumes."
"What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot? Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah"
"How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event."
"Boss: Why aren't you working? Me: I didn't see you coming!"
"My bf asked me to act like a ""naughty school girl"" for him so I forged a note from my mom saying I don't have to participate."
"What do you call a fat, smelly hermaphodite who gives blow jobs under the bridge for a nickel? Well, YOU call her mom."
"congrats to those who made it onto my ""Not A Lizard"" spreadsheet in 2015. to the rest of u, better luck next year and/or die reptilian scum."
"What's the internal temperature of a Ton-ton? Lukewarm"