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Joke of the Day

"Of course this milk is fresh, I just saw it breakdancing in the back of the refrigerator."

"A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. ""Ha ha!"" says the nun, removing her costume. ""I'm the bus driver!"""

"What is it called when two celebrities are fighting? Star wars."

"What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ? His portrait only need one nail"

"why doe s porn hub even have a share to google + button? I dont want any one to know i have a google +..."

"Why is America trying to bomb the lady who lives in my iPhone she seems nice"

"How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again."

"You know why people insisted on calling the Higgs Boson for ""the God particle""? Because since the Higgs Boson gives mass to tiny particles, they imagined that it had to be a tiny priest."

"Political correctness... Is for faggots."

"They say Kim Jong Un is heartless and a murder... It's because he has no Seoul"