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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ? His portrait only need one nail"
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"You know, once I entered a pun contest, I gave in 10 puns hoping one would win Unfortunately, no pun in ten did"
"Chuck Norris's version of a ""chocolate milkshake"" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel."
"What else was the man with two penises thankful for? Being ambidextrous."
"Why cant witches get pregnant? Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)"
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? because Jewish women won't accept anything unless it has at least 20% off."
"I checked my phone while I was mowing the lawn and now we don't have a garden."
"There is a button on my microwave that says ""super clown"" and I do not ever push that button"
"did u hear about the crow that landed a job? he works in a caw center. he's winging it for now but it might take off"
"""Only God can judge me"" People who've never been to Whole Foods."