224338
Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ? His portrait only need one nail"
Next Joke
"Had sex with a cougar recently She was wild! But now the zoo is suing me."
"What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things? A **Poultry**geist. Thanks! I will show myself out."
"I just turned my iPhone into an iPad simply by holding it closer to my face."
"Jesus: One among you will betray me. John: No way dude. Matthew: No way dude. Judas: *thumbing through designer cross catalogue* Plausible."
"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust A guns only weakness is Obama and rust."
"What did Russia say to Ukraine? Crimea River"
"I walked up to my 9yo and said, ""How goes it?"" He looks up at me and says, ""God is history's greatest serial killer."""
"What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire? Arrr son!"
"I told you to pick up a slow cooker... All I see when I look in the kitchen is a turtle wearing a chefs hat"