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Joke of the Day

"A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. ""Ha ha!"" says the nun, removing her costume. ""I'm the bus driver!"""

"New Channels: Bin Laden dead That's ruined the game, what do we do now it's our turn to hide?"

"If I had a dollar for every time I stepped on the cat when I arrived home... I could afford to wipe my shoes on a proper door mat"

"If you're walking on sunshine, please adjust your dosage accordingly."

"Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: There's an advertisement for baked beans on the side but we don't sell them!"

"I once asked my girlfriend if she was a newspaper. Because there's a new issue with her every fucking day."

"21st century kid on Santa's lap-""Yo santa, some more insta followers would be real dope for Christmas. Thanks bruh bruh"""

"What do making love in a canoe and Budweiser have in common? Both are fucking close to water."

"How many porn stars does it take to turn change a fuse? It's too hard to tell. They keep blowing it."

"An unsung legacy of Bill Clinton's presidency is that since he left office, no sitting President has shot a load on a non-spouse."