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Joke of the Day

"A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. ""Ha ha!"" says the nun, removing her costume. ""I'm the bus driver!"""

"Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza? Because he's shellfish!"

"What is similar between Sharks and Humans? The Great ones are always white."

"What's the longest Island in New York? Long Island."

"Worst thing to ask a gay man during an argument? Why so butthurt?"

"If you're stuck in the Friend-zone, here's a simple 5-step solution: 1) Stop. 2) Being. 3) Her. 4) Fcuking. 5) B!tch."

"Regardless of how strange your life can be, at least you're not the h in chameleon."

"*CAN'T OPEN THE PICKLE JAR* SHERLOCK: (suspiciously) Moriarty..."

"The lesbian couple next door got me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood what I meant by ""I wanna watch"""

"I've requested to be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti so that a future archeologist will have one awesome day at work."