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Joke of the Day

"How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again."

"If you were an Apple product You'd be an iSore."

"I hate bad jokes. They should be pun-ishable by law."

"I like my beer the way I like my violence. Domestic"

"What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone? An Asgard."

"Its hard to say ""I love you"". It even harder to say ""I am sorry"". But try saying ""armudlajbarfajkajthagartughir""."

"i wish my grandmother was alive to see the iPad air her mind would have been absolutely BLOWN AWAY. she loved her gen 4 iPad."

"How do jellyfish live without brains They are blond"

"What is the Great Gatsby's favorite superhero? Green Lantern. His least favorite? Deadpool."

"ME: Would you like a snack? 4: No. As a pure mathematical object, I require no physical sustenance."