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Joke of the Day

"why doe s porn hub even have a share to google + button? I dont want any one to know i have a google +..."

"Heard about the statistician who liked to kick back with his feet in the oven and his head on a bucket of ice? On the average, he was quite comfortable."

"What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !"

"""how would you like your steak prepared?"" i'd like the chefs to work together and try their best and most of all have fun"

"What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels? Father Christmas on roller skates!"

"What is a trans fat? A feminist."

"I made a line of soda called Bad Wifi It's not doing so well, everyone keeps saying it isn't refreshing."

"I'd love to date one of our moderators. Every joke is long to them."

"What happened when the man fell in love with his garden? It made him wed his plants! "

"My friends definitely cannot handle their alcohol. Last night they dropped me 3 times carrying me out of the bar"