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Joke of the Day

"Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital? It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate."

"the person who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a software update did not take their job seriously at all"

"FOX News is a Mecca for people who hate Mecca."

"Donald Trump's presidential campaign emerges victorious! title"

"Why did the octopus blush? He'd just seen the bottom of the ocean!!!!"

"*pokes sex life with a stick"

"Q: Why do girls like guys who wear shirts with eight buttons? A: They fascinate."

"If Jesus could have sex on his birthday... That lucky girl would be covered in Christ-mist."

"Roses are black Violets are black It's late at night I didn't pay the electric bill."

"What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa? That's a peng ting."