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Joke of the Day

"My arm is asleep. Let's draw mustaches on it."

"What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle? Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down. *Feel free to apply the racist native american accent of your choice.*"

"Always put sunglasses on your tree. Then, you'll get the proper shade."

"Abortion... ...it brings out the kid in you."

"What is a good dog? A dead dog."

"My girlfriend has been crying for hours now after the loss of a child. She takes The Sims very seriously."

"How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? [Answer here!](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2q2uaq/how_many_karma_whores_does_it_take_to_change_a/)"

"I've lost all my pokemon cards in a house fire... I've only got Ash now."

"I was really disappointed when I watched the films Shaft, XXX, X-Men, In To Deep, Snatch, The Box, Free Willy. None of them were what I expected..."

"The Bible is basically the longest set of Terms & Conditions ever, which is why so many people agree with it without knowing why."