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Joke of the Day
"It's OK to kiss a nun , but, don't get into a habit ."
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"Do you know what the problem with toilets is? They're a pisstake."
"Why did the redneck cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken."
"Why are there interstates in Hawaii?"
"Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!"
"What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian? Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ? Abbey stung me on the nose !"
"Objects in the selfie are way sadder than they appear."
"Girls must love beat boxing Since it's all about boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats..."
"Volkswagen upset a lot of people by not using AdBlue in their TDI engines... ...they really took the piss out of clean diesel."