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Joke of the Day

"It's OK to kiss a nun , but, don't get into a habit ."

"If someone stands you up and doesn't call, stay positive. They could be dead."

"Tips on how to get girls Tip 1. Don't be ugly."

"The cost of living has gone up so much that my wife is now having sex with me as she can't afford the batteries now !!'"

"People are writing condolences on my Grandma's Facebook that sound more like Yelp reviews of her. Great woman, very loving, 5/5 stars"

"Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar? Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more ""Riddle-y,"" than say an actual joke."

"I love my yoga pants. I have no idea what they have to do with yoga, but they're great for drinking, smoking and tweeting."

"Everyone has that one best friend who's now a.... **Stranger!**"

"Writing a personal ad. So far I have: Has all own teeth"

"I like my women like i like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer."