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Joke of the Day

"The cost of living has gone up so much that my wife is now having sex with me as she can't afford the batteries now !!'"

"What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names. Get it? Sorry, I just heard this joke somewhere, I'm not trying to offend anyone, it's just a joke."

"What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix? An untenable situation"

"So I finally got a housekeeper, it's my ex-wife. She kept the house."

"What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast? 'Ommm' lettes!"

"Apparently I watch too much internet porn.... At least that's what my ebony girlfriend says."

"So I just wrote a test on the Periodic table of Elements It went berylliumtly"

"What do you call a really bad driver in France? A woman."

"The most important tip when you're fapping solo. Always use your Han."

"Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie? He'd rather spend his money on a forty"