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Joke of the Day

"People are writing condolences on my Grandma's Facebook that sound more like Yelp reviews of her. Great woman, very loving, 5/5 stars"

"What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake? Bob"

"Coffee... If you're British, it may not be your cup of tea."

"I was raised as an only child. Which really pissed my brothers off."

"What do you call a group of euphorics? A fedoration."

"As a fan of Dirty Dancing I can only hope that when we go on holiday one of my daughters sleeps with a middle aged dance instructor."

"I get really bad anxiety when driving over bridges. My therapist says I have truss issues."

"I judge the strength of the economy based on what type of candy people hand out on Halloween."

"Did you hear about the kiln operator who sucked at his job? He got fired."

"Did you hear about the kindergartener with a bad knee? He needed a kid knee transplant."