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Joke of the Day

"People are writing condolences on my Grandma's Facebook that sound more like Yelp reviews of her. Great woman, very loving, 5/5 stars"

"Hello all, I have the ground type safari...Someone please add me, I'm looking for the older generation."

"Two guys were competing to see who could masturbate into menswear the fastest... in the end it didn't matter, they both came in a tie."

"Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full? He is so misunderstood."

"What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry? They've both been known to blow a little dope."

"What gets really high in Colorado? The average elevation."

"Joke of The Day Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bunch of bologna."

"statistics show that 9 out of 10 men prefer women with big boobs. the statistics also show that the 10th man prefers the other 9"

"The best trick to ordering pizza is asking them not to cut it. By law, they can only charge you for one slice."

"I was going to go to a clairvoyants meeting the other day but.... it was cancelled due to unforeseen events."