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Joke of the Day
"Everyone has that one best friend who's now a.... **Stranger!**"
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"[Crate and Barrel job interview] ""So why do you want to work here?"" DONKEY KONG [sweating]: I love interior design"
"Somedays I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running."
"I was going to make a Gay joke Butt fuck it."
"What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage"
"Remember, one person can make a difference! Two people can NOT, though. 3-5: yes again! 6: no way, you'll just make it worse! It's weird!"
"What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash? A gargoyle!"
"---. I regret that Remorse code"
"Hugh Hefner and Larry King used to room together when they helped build the pyramids."
"3 men asked me out while I was shoveling out my car. Lesson learned: showering and makeup are optional as long you're grunting."