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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the operation a woman gets to become a man? Addadicktome"
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"Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa? Because there's too many cheetahs!"
"What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute? [in]solvent"
"What do you call bears with no ears? b"
"My dirty language got me suspended in school but many years later I get rewarded with stars and retweets, never give up on your dreams kids."
"Once you've seen one shopping center... ...you've seen a mall."
"A new hipster coffee shop in my hood doesn't have wifi b/c it wants to encourage talking...presumably about the failure of this coffee shop."
"Did you hear about the house that lesbians built? It's all tongue in groove."
"wife:Gotta go. You guys gonna be ok? me [making my Pop-Tart pop out of the toaster and trying to catch it] Come on! wife:9, you're in charge"
"What toy should you never buy a Jewish child? A Bulldozer!"