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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't there any female butchers? Because anytime they touch meat it turns to bone."
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"Just saw a coyote next to the highway... I hope this tunnel ahead isn't just painted on."
"How do you start a rave in Uganda? Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling"
"What do you call a ban-worthy girl A banshee"
"Got my wife an educational toy. It's a dildo that speaks Spanish. Rapido Rapido Rapido."
"Short story about HYGIENE Hi, Eugene. Please be kind. First post here. ;)"
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Comic ! Comic who ? Comic and see me sometime !"
"Me: Can I buy that chandelier? Store guy: Of course. Are you putting it up yourself? Me: No, I'm hanging it from the ceiling."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender says, ""You know, we have a drink named after you."" Grasshopper says, ""You have a drink called Steve?"""