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Joke of the Day
"NOT EVERYONE WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING, MOM. SOME OF US WERE TRYING TO BREAK IT UP."
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"Trump must be Hitler... ...because he sure is killin the pol(l)s right now!"
"You ever hear the one about the super-competitive guy who joined a circlejerk? He came in first *and* third. (Ngaio Bealum)"
"Being a parent means often saying your child is shy rather than ""he sees how creepy u are, that's why he doesn't want to shake your hand""."
"It all... The title says it all."
"I was flirting with this teenager on the internet... ...after a while, she tells me she's an undercover cop. How cool is that for someone her age?"
"What did the raisin see when she came home early from work? Her husband on a date."
"Its so cold In Massachusetts I just seen a democrat with his hands in his own pockets! ;)"
"Shout out to the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets. *Friend posted this. Gave me a good laugh."
"What does a communist prostitute do? Seizes the means of reproduction"