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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!"
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"What do dyslexic zombies eat? BRIANS!! Everyone else is safe"
"My girlfriend got a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh... ...and if I put my ear against it I can smell the ocean"
"Did you hear about the guy who went to the convention of legless women? He heard the place was crawling with pussy."
"Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster than it does today? We would get paid every day, and all women would bleed to death."
"What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs? Two chickens and a goat."
"What do you call a Rhinoceros in heat? Horny."
"This girl was banging on my door all night Eventually i had to let her out."
"I got enough money to retire and enjoy life without ever working again.. .. if I die within the next month."
"Success is like giving birth... everyone congratulates you in the end but nobody knows how many times you got fucked in order to get there."