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Joke of the Day
"What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer? Needle them"
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"Funny one liner: My dick is so big that my girlfriend use it as a selfie stick My dick is so big that my girlfriend use it as a selfie stick"
"Q: Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down."
"Baby, did you sit on my F5 key? Cuz dat ass is refreshing."
"Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? They push two twins together to make a king."
"What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war? Now you're just Stallin."
"A Tweet is like a dress; the shorter the hotter."
"""There is no GREG in 'team.' "" - super mean way to cut Greg from junior varsity."
"Sometimes I drink to cure my malaise. If I get drunk this Friday because I am bummed about the end of the world, am I getting sauced because of Mayan-aise?"
"Bad Joke? What did the 2 sundaes say to eachother? I wish it was SUNDAY"