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Joke of the Day
"Why did the stripper need more insurance? She had little to no coverage."
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"What kind of bird is the best pornstar? A swallow."
"German restaurant joke.... I went to a German restaurant and ordered an omelette....I just got a plate with two dots on it....."
"I think I will have to go to the doctor soon. My father is a hypochondriac and I think it's hereditary. I'm starting to see the symptoms."
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chamber alive..."
"magician: ""think of a letter, any letter"" me: ""ok"" magician: ""now double it"" me: [visibly confused]"
"Man walks into a bakery Says to the baker ""I'd like to buy a wasp please."" The baker says ""Sir, we don't sell wasps."" The man replies ""Well there's one in your shop window!"""
"My friend and I wanted to take the spider out instead of killing it... Went and got drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web designer."
"When Santa arrives at home, he says: Honey, I'm ho-ho-home! ... I'll show myself out."
"This party is boring. Let's make like a baby and head out."