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Joke of the Day

"If I can hear you chew, I have fantasized about your death."

"Donald Trump and I agree on one thing. We both would like to bang his daughter."

"How can you tell when a mechanic has had sex? When one of his fingers is clean."

"I told a chemistry joke once but there was no reaction"

"There is no Control (Ctrl) button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control."

"I like my women like I like my Building 7. Going down for no reason. That's a conspiracy reference that 9 out of 11 people don't get. It's an inside joke."

"You enter. ""I've been expecting you,"" I say from behind the massive swivel chair. I put too much leg into turning around & spin for 5 mins."

"What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest? Berried Treasure."

"*Puts air guitar back in air case* ""Listen if you wanted a ""real guitarist"" maybe you should put that in the ad!"""

"Did you know Diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans. ba dum tss."