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Joke of the Day

"How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ? Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !"

"A man says to his son: ""Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe""?"" ""You're not fooling me dad, a chair!!"" ""Not this time, your dog died."""

"I want to debate! Someone disagree with me! No."

"Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested? He attributed to the delinquency of a miner."

"<--Goes to gym 3 times a week... Cannot separate two shopping carts stuck together at grocery store."

"What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge."

"When Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Spiderman, he became... Spidermanman."

"At some point your mother has purposely clicked on a link displaying a black penis. Sweet dreams."

"""Keep bullying the gay kids!"" -Nerds"