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Joke of the Day
"""Keep bullying the gay kids!"" -Nerds"
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"Dogs that belong to homeless people must think ""just say you're sorry dude and we can sleep inside tonight"""
"[clown interview] Why become a professional clown? me: [picturing getting hit in the face with cream pies every day] um I like kids"
"I hate it when gross couples tell you they're trying for a baby and you have to picture them fucking for a second."
"What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac? A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog."
"Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he was always lost at C! [ I'm^so^sorry ]"
"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quattro Sinko"
"Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument? A: Hide it in an accordion case."
"How does a redneck mom know her daughter is on the rag? Her son's dick tastes funny."
"Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow? To look more like their mom."