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Joke of the Day
"At some point your mother has purposely clicked on a link displaying a black penis. Sweet dreams."
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"[MORBID] What do black people and apples have in common? They both look better hanging."
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? because Jewish women won't accept anything unless it has at least 20% off."
"Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra? It had suction cups."
"My husband ran for 30 minutes on the treadmill. He's told every other person on earth and I didn't want y'all to be out of the loop."
"Hobos are like cats, they'll let you pet them until you stop feeding them cat food."
"What do you call a surprise party in India? Arranged marriage p.s. I'm an Indian living in India."
"Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry in tide? Because it's too cold out-tide!"
"""Grandpa, get out of the bathtub. You'll get cold and die."" Grandpa got out of the bathtub, got cold, and died..."
"I hate it when I forget to bring my phone in the car and have to read a shampoo bottle while I drive."