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Joke of the Day

"Mind over matter they told me... Thanks for the gold stranger! *edit* Front page! Much wow!"

"I'm offering a $1,000 reward to anyone who brings me $1,000 and two tacos."

"Pluto should totally move on and find a solar system that's going to treat it with the respect it deserves."

"They're calling the internet a drug now. Don't worry, though. It's not as bad as Cocaine or Heroin. They're calling it a 503 bad gateway drug."

"A baby and I locked eyes. I panicked, but thankfully I didn't cry first. Haha stupid baby, I win."

"A guy walks into a bar and says, ""I'm going to shoot whoever slept with my wife""! A man shouts from the back, ""You don't got enough bullets, bud""!"

"What is the only reason Bill Clinton is excited about possibly going back into the White House? He gets more interns."

"My cousin: ""i just closed a big deal today that is going to make me a ton of money!"" Me: ""some guy name Queef Nuggets RTed me"""

"I had planned to post a tennis joke But after asking around I figured you guys wouldn't luv it."

"Enjoy A son ask his Father ""What does a vagina look like""? The dad said ""Like a beautiful rose"". He continued to say ""and after sex, it looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise""."