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Joke of the Day

"I had planned to post a tennis joke But after asking around I figured you guys wouldn't luv it."

"Every female knows that one annoying boy who constantly asks ""So when we gonna chill?"""

"Something, something, camouflage. Lol. No one is commenting because they are pretending they can't see my post. That's so Meta."

"What do you call pigs in a demolition derby? Crashing boars."

"Q: Why do owners of muffler shops sleep so good at night? A: They're exhausted."

"Why aren't PhDs real doctors? Because real doctors have cures."

"40% of divorces stem from $ issues. 40% are caused by infidelity. The remaining 20% have been linked to IKEA purchases requiring assembly."

"Why is it called xbox one? Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away."

"What's the difference between a ""narrative"" and a ""circle jerk""? How you spell them."

"There's no way witnessing the birth of your child is better than seeing your luggage come out first on the baggage carousel."