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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bag of tiny crosses? Jesus Pieces."
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"A pedo, an alcoholic, and a priest walk in to a bar. And that's just the first guy."
"Roman numerals. What are they good IV?"
"[Skype] ME: Finally I see your face and wow. HIM: [naked] Where are you?! ME: Starbucks. Wanna meet a few friends? They like your tweets."
"Those of you who think you know it all are damn annoying to those of us who do!"
"*sees cute girl on sidewalk* nice *she makes eye contact* oh wow *she smiles* is this happening *she's holding a clipboard* god dammit"
"A midget stepped on a fork... It nearly knocked him unconscious."