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Joke of the Day
"*rips finished page from adult coloring book* *puts it on daughter's toy kitchen fridge*"
Next Joke
"Joke's on you, jerk that sold me oregano instead of weed. I was going to make pizza sauce anyway."
"He: That's a handsome dog. What's his name? She: Roger He: Does he bite? She: No He: How does he eat then?"
"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words.. ""Stop shaking the ladder you little shit"""
"do you like icecream? then maybe you should marry it"
"Sometimes I wonder how vegans can survive off what little they can eat. Then I remember they just feed off attention."
"Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives."
"What do you call a pair of nervous wigwams? Too tense."
"How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, lawyers only screw us."
"Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None that's a hardware problem."