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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to hipster fights. You can ironically hang your scarves over there. There's PBR and tacos in the food truck. Don't enjoy yourself."

"What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing? dos y dos"

"what do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates? a tear-jerker"

"WHAT DO WE WANT? A NAP!! THEN WHY ARE WE YELLING?"

"What do you call it when whales form a band. An Orcastra."

"My relationship is complex part real, part imaginary."

"What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him? Get off me Holmes!"

"In which month is the NYC fashion week? Fabruary, of course."

"What do you call a police woman who shaves? Cunt Stubble."

"I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me when she texted me saying ""I'm out for dinner with my friend Emma"" because Emma was lying beside me in bed"