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Joke of the Day
"Why was the little ant confused? Because his uncles are aunts."
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"What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss? I literally cannot deal."
"[Darth Vader storming through the Death Star turning off lights, mumbling about we ain't lighting the universe]"
"What do you call a group of men with flat butts? Assless Chaps"
"1) Print out all your favstar trophies and fold them so they are 2D 2) Put them on your mantle 3) Invite dad over 4) Become favorite son"
"If a duck and a elephant were to vote They'd vote for donald trunk"
"Why are circles so knowledgeable? Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees."
"For a gentleman, Shakespeare really knew how to... ...spread those thy's."
"What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar? An algorithm"
"How big was the ant when it knocked over the table? giANT!!"