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Joke of the Day
"What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar? An algorithm"
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"Russian kids were writing an essay about their heroes.... ..... The title was: ""Who is your hero and why Stalin?"""
"Who was the first carpenter ever? Eve, she made Adam's banana stand."
"A priest, a rabbi and a leprechaun walk into a bar. The leprechaun says, ""Bejesus, I'm in the wrong joke!"""
"Have you heard the joke that they don't tell assholes? Oh, no? Nevermind then."
"""I want to get drunk in public."" ""Me too but on pancake batter."" ""If only there was a way to solve both problems."" -The Origin of Eggnog"
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"I'm Homy... I bet 99% of you pervs misread that."
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"What does a short sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? They both have wet noses"