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Joke of the Day
"Money doesn't buy happiness..."
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"The only people I know I'm superior to are the ones who announce the break they're taking from Facebook."
"How can you tell when a man pumping gas is a male porn star? Right before the gas stops pumping, he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car."
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"if boris johnson was priminster he'd make all of us shop at Borrisons"
"*caterpillar looks up at sky* ""My dream is to fly a plane one day."" Other Caterpillar: You don't pay any attention in science class, do you?"
"What's Canada's spy agency? The CI, eh?"
"Before we begin, does everyone know how to leave the cursor in the middle of every video? Good. - 1st day of teaching school"
"Taco Bell is serving breakfast now. Because why wait until afternoon when you can get diarrhea first thing in the morning!TM"
"How to make friends with girls... Ask them to be your girlfriend."