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Joke of the Day

"So I woke up to find that someone had stolen my assignment for my communications class... I was speechless..."

"What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels."

"Man.. These croutons are the best thing since dried bread!"

"Dick van Dyke's surgery Welcome to Dick van Dyke's surgery! I'm afraid it's bad news. You've got supercalifragilisticextreme-halitosis."

"What do you call an old film composer? Hans Zimmer-frame"

"Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office? Because it was a mail dominated industry"

"I'm probably 0 for 400 in looking for safes behind wall paintings"

"My nephew asked, 'How will I know when I'm an adult?' and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'"

"Knock knock. - Who is there? A person that likes to tell anti jokes."

"What do gay cows eat? Haaaaayyyy(gay voice)"