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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point."

"An online dating service but to match you up with prospective burritos."

"How do you spot an engineer at a party? He'll come up to you and tell you himself."

"Playing with Silly Putty is like chewing gum for your hands."

"Age 15: I wanna live in a mansion Age 25: Ok a big house, in a nice neighborhood Age 35: *googles 'Best Months to Live Outside'*"

"Neverland Ranch Why did Michael Jackson build Neverland Ranch? He was fucking immature."

"Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team? He was always spiking the ball."

"Yo mamma is so lazy and dumb... She thought Jungle Gym was Tarzan's cousin! Original. You're welcome."

"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows"

"A blind man stands in a store whirling a dog around his head with the leash. A saleswoman asks ""May I help you, sir?"" ""Nah, just looking around."""