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Joke of the Day
"Neverland Ranch Why did Michael Jackson build Neverland Ranch? He was fucking immature."
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"If the person next to you on a flight wont stop talking, take out a Skymall catalog & eat the entire thing while never breaking eye contact."
"Who's the idiot that named it a Brazilian and not a Tropical Smoothie?"
"People always tell me not to piss in the shower... ...but you know, it's difficult not to when you're taking a shit"
"Did you hear about the clever nun who got tricked? She was nun the wiser"
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!"
"No wonder Jared lost weight... He doesn't like footlongs."
"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they're stuck up bitches."
"Black Friday at the geology museum was great! There were so many great shales!"
"Why are autistic people like black people? They all look the same."