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Joke of the Day
"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows"
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"A couple are talking Her: Come over. Him: I'm coming over. Her: We should really stop using walkie talkies in bed, over."
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"Q: What do you say when a dog runs away? A: Dog-gone!"