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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman."
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"If you're feeling lonely, dim the lights and watch a good horror movie. By the end of it, you won't feel like you're alone anymore."
"Why was the salt upset. Because his best friend went to join the peperami."
"I went jogging one time why am I not thin?"
"A time traveling pharaoh and a modern Jewish man discuss religions When the man says he is Jewish the pharaoh responds ""I absolutely love Jews. I own 40,000 of them!"""
"Some guy said I wear as much makeup as a clown so I'm under his bed with a knife. That's what clowns do, right?"
"Irony is when you see someone circle around the parking lot 5 times to get the spot closest to the gym"
"I went to see Walt Disney on ice It was a bit disappointing, just an old bloke in a freezer."
"Excuse me miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there."
"If a stork makes white babies, and a crow makes black babies, what makes no babies? A Swallow"