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Joke of the Day
"Excuse me miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there."
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"What do call a horse that lives near you? A naybor"
"My tribal name is sleeps in the river... I was a bed-wetter"
"My girlfriend told me I was one in a million... When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right"
"Why was the baby in Africa crying? It was having a mid-life crisis."
"""It doesn't say anywhere that you have to EAT them, you see,"" I explain to the Olive Garden waitress as my breadstick kingdom adds a library"
"What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing it just let out a little wine !"
"Call me faithless, but I just can't believe three guys would travel that far on camels to throw a baby shower."
"How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production? They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure"
"What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot? ""the Steaks are high."""