212401
Joke of the Day
"What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common? They both watch whales."
Next Joke
"I was driving around in my tricycle all day I worked it so hard, it lost a wheel. The tricycle is two tired now."
"Job Interview I was being interviewed for a new job. They asked me to use three words to describe myself. So I answered, ""lazy."""
"What do you call a female police officer with short pubes? CuntStubble"
"A bunch of kids took their mom's sisters to an EDM festival. It was all aunts and aunts and aunts and aunts and aunts..."
"If Hitler wanted to keep the Jews out of Germany He should have just charged admission"
"If I say ""I don't know, let me look"", I'm really just spinning around in my chair a few times while you're on hold."
"What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico? The Juan percent."
"Police hunting a man for indecent assault. Applications close next week."
"I like my rhinos like I like my eggs poached"