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Joke of the Day
"If Hitler wanted to keep the Jews out of Germany He should have just charged admission"
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"When the atm charges you 3.50 to take out your own money but tells you to cover your pin so you don't get robbed"
"What should you do with a burning Kotex? Throw it on the ground and tamp on it."
"Q: What did the blonde say during a porno? A: ""There I am!"""
"Teacher: You're here to learn. Me: No bitch, I'm here because my mum wouldn't let me stay home."
"If a girl is standing and shouting through the sunroof of a limo, that limo has turned on its slut siren."
"TSA: We'll treat all of you like the terrorists we accidentally let on our planes."
"My girlfriend likes to play this weird game.. Where she dresses up like herself and acts like a bitch all the time."
"When someone loves you a lot they will buy you a burrito even when you're not hungry so you can get fat and no one else will love you."
"When my girlfriend got pregnant, everything changed My name, my address, my phone number"