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Joke of the Day
"I like my rhinos like I like my eggs poached"
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"What does a dishonest frog say? FIBBET"
"Durex's ""Eggplant Flavoured"" condom won't be the first time a woman's being pleasured by a vegetable. Just ask Mrs. Stephen Hawking."
"German engineering isn't that good... ...showers in the camps didn't even work!"
"What's the only thing politicians stand for? Reelection."
"What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas Eve !"
"I like my women like I like my rum... Aged 12 years and mixed up in coke."
"How many gay guys does it take to read this joke? Only you! (Drum roll!)"
"What do a horny ornithologist and a Na'vi buff have in common? They both get turned on by blue tits."
"A priest and a rabbi are sitting on a park bench... when a little boy, around 9 years old passes them by. ""Wanna fuck him?"" asks the priest. ""Out of what?"" the rabbi replies."