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Joke of the Day

"If we had a break up letter there for every gender there was... We'd have ""Dear John"", ""Dear Jane"", and ""Dear Xir, Ruler of Omicron Percei 8"""

"What is the difference between Spain and edge of table Cup stays longer on edge of table"

"""Everyday I'm mumblin'""-Bane"

"What do you name a combination Gay Conversion Camp/Coma Ward? Fruits & Vegetables."

"Kid 1 swallows coin= rush to ER Kid 2 swallows coin= wait til it passes Kid 3 swallows coin= deduct from allowance."

"Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move."

"How do you blow up a Muslim's phone? Put it into airplane mode"

"What did Sushie A say to Sushi B? Wasa-B! Let's roll."

"If you replaced Odysseus with Oedipus.. ..would a long series of journeys or wanderings be known as an Oedipussy?"

"Freak out your neighbors by removing one member of their stick figure decal family each night."