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Joke of the Day
"How do you blow up a Muslim's phone? Put it into airplane mode"
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"A Buddhist Monk goes into a pizza place... and says ""Make me one with everything""......"
"What kind of soda did Moses drink? Mountain Jew!"
"New dog So I brought this new dog home that I got from a blacksmith yesterday. As soon as we got home it made a bolt for the door."
"So my girlfriend caught me... My girlfriend caught me blow-drying my penis. She asked, ""what the hell are you doing?!"" Apparently ""heating up your dinner"" wasn't the right answer."
"What do you get if you let your child dress up as Link for Halloween and they eat to much candy? A hyper-Link!"
"What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? fitting in"
"I always put in a full eight hours at work. Spread out over the course of the week."
"If you managed to figure out the code to someone else's luggage... Could you say you solved the case?"
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic? You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog."