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"""Everyday I'm mumblin'""-Bane"
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"What is black and smells like blue paint? Black paint."
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"I need a keyboard shortcut for ""sorry it's taken me so long to reply to your email..."""
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"In high school, everyone used to call me the class clown it was probably because of the face paint."