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Joke of the Day
"When I'm feeling down. I just remind myself that I've won just as many Oscars as Leonardo Dicaprio"
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"How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway? 25 to Life."
"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. He says, ""Uno, dos..."" And poof! He disappears without a tres."
"What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common? Nether of them have a pop."
"The difference between oral and anal thermometers? The taste."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob"
"I'm working on a new adult film loosely based on ""Two girls, one cup"" but with a bondage theme... It's called ""I shit, you knot."""
"Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !"
"A lot more happened on board the Titanic than you might think. The movie just touched on the tip of the iceberg."
"""Mounting debt"" sounds way sexier than it is."