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Joke of the Day

"""Mounting debt"" sounds way sexier than it is."

"That little dance your thumbs do when you don't know how to reply to someones text."

"I just went into an AOL chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks."

"The concepts of ""History"", ""Discovery"", and ""Learning"" should be embarrassed by each of their respective Channels."

"I bought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday I know its not the greatest gift, but you should've seen her face light up when she opened it."

"A recent worldwide survey showed... A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 7,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number."

"What's BROWN and making California a miserable place to live? California Governor Jerry BROWN you racist asshole!"

"What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles? A candle-nah-brah"

"Your mumma so fat. Its not a joke. im just stating facts"

"Hubs: You didn't do anything today did you? Me: I did the dishes. Hubs: There was only one. Me: Fine I did THE dish. Happy?"