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Joke of the Day
"How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway? 25 to Life."
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"Happy Groundhog Day everybody!!! So put your little hand in mine and there ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb..."
"People who say they ""Like to have fun""... No shit?"
"Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina? Because he's alive."
"What do you call a cow in a Russian forest? A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead."
"What do you call a letter that was sent to a man by a feminist? Hate male."
"What do you want to eat a week after thanksgiving? Anything but fucking turkey..."
"how to tell your girl shes getting fat (actual convo on valentines day with my girl) me-i love fruit, her-i love chips, me- you better start to love fruit or youl love handles"
"My gym instructor says that Warm-Ups are extremely necessary. So, I brought donuts along this time but I can't find the microwave oven."
"A surprise party on someone's birthday isn't surprising. A better time would be 3-4 months after their birthday, in the middle of the night."