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Joke of the Day
"How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway? 25 to Life."
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"""Young man do you think you can handle a variety of work?"" ""I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."""
"Just told my toddler to eat 5 bites of her dinner, to which she replied I was horrible. So I counted the number 3 twice. Biotch."
"Sure, as a white man I can't say the n word... But I can say things like, ""thanks for the warning officer"" and ""hey dad""."
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"
"What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley."
"Justin Bieber's career died for your sins."
"What's the worst part of haveing a long dick nsfw You keep stepping on it when you tuck it in your shoe!"
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? (NSFW) I can't jelly my cock down your mothers throat..."
"CBostonC CMarathonC Don't look at me like I'm the first person to add C4 to the Boston Marathon."