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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen the current remake of the movie ""Cape Fear""? It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer. The question is while watching the movie whom do you root for?"

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"Communism jokes aren't funny Unless everyone gets them"