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Joke of the Day

"Communism jokes aren't funny Unless everyone gets them"

"Do you like pork hocks? * Do you like pork hocks in your mouth? * You're a gay pig."

"What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback."

"Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it."

"A desert sorceress was eating a PB&J in the Sahara when she was buried in a sandstorm A sand witch eating a sandwich was sandwiched by sand"

"*Robot watches me vape* Robot: mm yeah but swallow it"

"For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism."

"The neighborhood is having a meeting tonight about the creepy guy & I'm the only one not invited. Weird."

"Whoever named them ""sugar cookies"" could've tried a little harder."

"At willcall for a concert, I start a conversation with the lady in front of me. It was the first time I had used a pick up line to talk to a woman."